flowersatafuneral:

And I’ve decided I want to be a Party Crasher… which isn’t what you think it is if you haven’t read the book.
In involves much crashing cars into other cars as a sort of game. Players pain “Just Married” on their cars, tie cans and such to the bumper and streamers from the antenna  for those ‘Honeymoon Nights’ and dress up in wedding attire.  This is how you recognize if another car is playing.  Of course it all takes place in the city streets at night.  And it sounds like a fucking blast.  
So, I need to acquire a license and a car that I won’t care if it gets wrecked and start this game…  Seriously.