On the phone with Shaunda who has decided to leave the apartment for a walk in Gresham (near Portland)
Shaunda: Which way should I go? To the left or the right?
Me: That depends… what do you see on the left and what do you see on the right?
Shaunda: Well… On the left I see… a person, a red light…aaaand some gardeny shit
Me: Okay, gardeny shit is good. What’s to the right?
Shaunda: Uhmmm… AN ENDLESS ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!
Me: Okay. I’d go to the left.”
Shaunda: Yeah… I am.
I love conversations with Shaunda