KUMI LIKES GIRLS. This PV is undeniable proof that her SMAP boyfriendthing is just a cover-up for her real lover. By the way, her real lover is a girl. Which girl is it? I’m not sure. However, I have my suspicions that it’s Ayumi Hamasaki. It would make sense. I’ll get to the bottom of this whole Kumi//Ayumi thing. Oh, I will.