Considering it’s my first post, I guess I’m supposed to talk about myself. It’s the logical thing that the majority of the population would do, isn’t it? Well, I’m going to skip that step and get to the point of this post, as I am not a very interesting person, and telling you about myself would lose your attention. Tablo & Ronald McDonald. They’re best friends, as you can clearly see in this picture. The only issue with that is Ronald McDonald doesn’t exist in the real world (aside from various under-paid men dressing up like him), and Tablo is quite clearly a real person. Notice that Ronald is clearly made of plastic, while Tablo is made of human. I’m pretty sure that plastic can’t be human, unless it wishes really hard, and even then it’s questionable. I’m sure there are plastic Ronald McDonalds all over the world sitting there, outside while it rains, wishing to go inside. They’re thinking that if they were real, they’d slap the shit out of the people that take pictures with them. By that logic, we should all hope that Ronald McDonald stays plastic. Why? If he is plastic, he cannot slap Tablo. I’m sure Ronald would have a pretty strong pimp hand too. So, let’s all hope that plastic is plastic, and Tablo is safe for yet another day, yes?

Considering it’s my first post, I guess I’m supposed to talk about myself. It’s the logical thing that the majority of the population would do, isn’t it? Well, I’m going to skip that step and get to the point of this post, as I am not a very interesting person, and telling you about myself would lose your attention.

Tablo & Ronald McDonald. They’re best friends, as you can clearly see in this picture. The only issue with that is Ronald McDonald doesn’t exist in the real world (aside from various under-paid men dressing up like him), and Tablo is quite clearly a real person. Notice that Ronald is clearly made of plastic, while Tablo is made of human. I’m pretty sure that plastic can’t be human, unless it wishes really hard, and even then it’s questionable. I’m sure there are plastic Ronald McDonalds all over the world sitting there, outside while it rains, wishing to go inside. They’re thinking that if they were real, they’d slap the shit out of the people that take pictures with them. By that logic, we should all hope that Ronald McDonald stays plastic. Why? If he is plastic, he cannot slap Tablo. I’m sure Ronald would have a pretty strong pimp hand too. So, let’s all hope that plastic is plastic, and Tablo is safe for yet another day, yes?